Colossal P Plant Hormones
Colossal P Plant Hormones
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Colossal P Plant Hormones

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Hey, let me know if you relate to this. I just want the most amazing plants possible, big yields and great quality. I want them frosty like the snowman. I want them stacked like Arnold in Terminator, but stacked with heavy clusters of flowers and not meat flesh because my plants are vegetarians.

I want them smelling so powerful that my neighbors call the police, thinking that I’m up to no good, but no, officer, I’m just growing tomatoes and oregano. I’m Italian, ya know? Actually, that is a lie. I found out that I am zero percent Italian. Doesn’t matter.

What does matter is you growing beastly plants, and I just happen to know one thing that works. Plant hormones as found in Canna Booster, but yeah, you will be paying $80 per liter of that stuff. Madness, right? Hello, no.

What if I told you that Colossal P has the same hormones as Canna Booster, and also derived naturally from plants? And, one liter cost only $39. Oh, yeah, that’s sounding better. You’re already saving $40, but, keep your wallets closed for just a second longer because Colossal P offers more. What? That’s crazy. I know.

Check this out. I’m about to make your head go boom. It also has the same hormones in Rhizotonic. Boom, we just saved another $50.

Whoa, whoa, don’t bust my door down just yet. It has the same stuff in Terpinator (saved $25), Snow Storm ($31), and more. It has all the B vitamins. It has Fulvic acid which does amazing things like breaking down the salts in your medium and flushing them out, making nutrients more available to your plants. Now that was a mouth full. Just trust me, it does things your plants likey.

Colossal P is like a workhorse that never stops, so grab a bottle and try it out.\

Feeding: use at 7mL per gallon.